thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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curiouserendipity:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

WHAT VODKA IS THIS I WANT IT INSIDE ME

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The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(Source: jabberwockysuperfly)

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jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

(Source: ds0tm)

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dynastylnoire:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

the last one though

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